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The 蘭dom Section: 😒

Hey guys, I'm Kuroninja and this is the 蘭dom Section, where I talk about random and off topic things. Today I'm going to talk about something that almost a lot of people are hating on: the Emoji Movie. Ok, maybe there are some people who like the emoji movie, but there is a 1 in 100 chance you'll meet someone who likes the idea of an emoji-themed movie. But here are the reasons why many people hate the emoji movie, even though it won't be released until July 28. It's because the plot is unoriginal, the jokes aren't funny, and this movie is the reason why a Popeye movie has been cancelled. Now if you haven't heard of the emoji movie, the story is about a world inside someone's phone, and the main protagonist is this emoji: 😒 He actually has many faces, but then he goes outside the phone on a quest to discover who he really is. It's obvious that the message is to express yourself, because emojis have different meanings than what they look like. Fo...

Kyuranger Episode 16 Review

Finally...after four Kuroninja News posts in a row, it's time for a review of Kyuranger's latest episode! First of all, how did all those Deathworms end up on Earth? Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja! Today I'm going to review the 16th episode of Kyuranger. It was very interesting and had a tragic end... So anyway, this episode is about Scorpio, the guy who betrayed his people to join Jark Matter. This episode shows his true allegiance. There's also a part where Madako, the octopus assassin, dies, and gains another personality. I think there will be a time when Madako becomes a good guy from one of her personality changes. Her new personality is one which I try to avoid, even though it reminds me of myself. So what about Scorpio? Well, he tricks his younger brother, SasoriOrange, into revealing stuff, and then he destroys the black ranger, who needs repairs. He is actually planning to not only betray Jark Matter, but he also plans to rule the entire universe as well. S...

Kuroninja News: Information about the Kyuranger movie

Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja, and it's time for the fourth Kuroninja News in a row! Ok, so first, here's some parts of the Hikari Kyutama that I've missed. The sun and moon Kyutama might not be that powerful, but it seems like the Hikari Kyutama wasn't meant to powerup the red ranger, which is a good thing. The sun part powers up the gold ranger, and the moon part powers up the blue ranger (because he's a wolf man). Other news I forgot about was that Kyuranger's crossover with Dekaranger and Space Sheriff Gavan reveals that Kyuranger takes place in an alternate universe! The normal Super Sentai universe is what I've named "Earth-1", let's name the Kyuranger universe "Earth-41", because Kyuranger is the 41st Super Sentai. But how was I able to TIME TRAVEL there when it's in another dimension? Maybe it's my interdimensional travelling powers that caused this? In other Kyuranger news, the movie will focus on the purple rang...

Kuroninja News: Kyuranger's new powerup (feat. Kuroninja of Earth-0)

Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja, and this is our third Kuroninja News in a row! Anyway, it's time for Kuroninja News! So, remember how there was a rumour of a Kyuranger crossover with Space Sheriff Gavan and Dekaranger? It's now confirmed that there will be a crossover in one of the episodes! They already did a crossover with Go-Busters, so I wonder what will happen in this crossover? In other Kyuranger news, there's this Kyutama I saw earlier called the Hikari Kyutama, and it's finally revealed! As for the Pegasus Kyutama, I don't think anyone remembers it. There have been some people comparing Shishi Red Moon to Kamen Rider Baron's Banana Arms. Also in the news, this is something that has happened not in my universe, but it's from Earth-0. Fortunately, I have my Earth-0 counterpart who can explain everything. Thanks Kuroninja. So earlier, ShishiRanger's actor from Dairanger passed away, but there was the possibility that we could've lost anoth...

Kyuranger Episode 15 Review

This episode features the green ninja ranger that I have a crush on! Also, the pink ranger gets chosen to go on a mission, but I'm not interested in that. Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja! Today I got to watch the 15th episode of Kyuranger, and it was very exciting! Not only did the Kyurangers go somewhere that wasn't Earth, but we also found out that the last piece of the Argo isn't on Earth anymore! Does that mean that the Deathworm from episode 11 destroyed the planet that contained the Tomo Kyutama? Anyway, the last piece of the Argo is called the Ryukotsu Kyutama, which represents the constellation known as Carina. The planet that contains the Carina Kyutama will either be named Planet Canopus or Planet Carina.  Anyway, this is a review for the 15th episode, so let's review the 15th episode! Another reason why I was excited for the 15th episode was because of the green ranger. We also remember that she's a ninja, which is one of the reasons why I like her. I...

3 reasons why I prefer ToQger over Power Rangers Railway Express

Hey guys, I'm going to give 3 reasons why I prefer ToQger over its Power Rangers counterpart, Power Rangers Railway Express. Make sure to read until the end, because there's a surprise at the end. 1. ToQger is more appealing to children ToQger, while it might not have the best plot, it's obviously aimed at young children with its themed of "Imagination." The Imagination theme is also a reference to Spongebob, because there's a Spongebob episode where Spongebob creates a r a i n b o w while saying "Imagination," and the ToQgers work for the " R a i n b o w L i n e ." The ToQgers are actually children, while the Railway Express Rangers are young adults. Its Power Rangers counterpart, Railway Express, is more serious, and this leads to my next reason... 2. Power Rangers Railway Express is more mature If you're wondering why The Power Rangers counterpart of ToQger is less popular than ToQger, it's not just because of the fact ...

Kyuranger Episode 14 Review

I have taken interests in many female blue Sentai Rangers such as HurricaneBlue, ZyuohShark, and Ayame, but OokamiBlue is not one of those blue female rangers who I'm interested in. Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja! Sorry for not posting on this blog for so long, but there was this thing that happened where I was. Anti-Kuroninja attacked me, I got reunited with the Flowery Kunoichi Team (except Suiren, nobody cares about Suiren), and I battled Swordblade A and the Fishmen. But now I'm back, and I can now review the latest episode of Kyuranger! Now I was excited for this episode for a very long time. It's not just because the Kyurangers will leave Earth next episode, and it's not just because the green ranger shows up and disguises herself as a maid. Ok, maybe I was excited for that, but anyway, the monster of the week is someone I can relate to! He's into women more than men, just like me. Both me and the monster of the week are ladies' men. Let's talk abo...

Five Reasons why I prefer Kakuranger over MMPR

These five reasons why I prefer x over y posts have appeared in a blog I've read. This blog I've read isn't really that entertaining, but everyone has different opinions and different styles of doing stuff. For me, I like both Power Rangers and Super Sentai. I do have favourite seasons from both series. So now I'm going to talk about why I prefer Kakuranger over Mighty Morphin Power Rangers for no reason. 1: The Red Ranger isn't the leader of the team One thing I hate about Red Rangers is that they're usually the team leaders. Fortunately, Kakuranger doesn't have a red leader. They're led by the white ranger (who's also a girl), and I think that's why Kakuranger is better. 2: More Female Rangers Mighty Morphin Power Rangers has 2 female rangers: the yellow one and the pink one. However, Kakuranger has 3 times the amount of MMPR's female rangers. You might be thinking that the white Kakuranger is the only female ranger in Kakuranger, b...

The 蘭dom Section: My Power Rangers Movie Sequel Theory

Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja! This is the 蘭dom Section, where I talk about random things! This time, I'm going to talk about my theory for the sequel to the Power Rangers movie. First, let's talk about the most obvious point: the sequel will introduce the Green Ranger. But how will the green ranger be introduced? Here's how. There will be 2 green rangers. One of them is Rita, while the other is Tommy. But Rita got frozen in space, didn't she? Well guess what? There's a villain in the second season of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, known as Lord Zedd. He might unfreeze Rita so she could serve him. Rita used to be the green ranger, so she's going to attack the Rangers. But that's when he gets defeated. I think Tommy will be the one to defeat her, but then Zedd sees potential in Tommy and makes him the new green ranger. What about Tommy's character in the movie? I think I know what will happen. The Rangers in the movie are supposed to have flaws, and tha...

How to write a blog

So some guys gave tips on how to use your passions for YouTube, but I'm going to give tips on how to create a blog. Of course, you might've started a blog already, but it might be empty and you have no idea what to write about. I'm a fictional character, so there's a lot of stuff for me to write about. Also, if your blog ISN'T empty, then good for you. First, you need to know why you're writing the blog. It could be to explain the life of a fictional character (like me), or to express yourself. You also need to create a personality, even if you're not a blogger and you're a YouTuber. This personality will let people recognise you. You also need to think of other ways for people to recognise you: for example, I have nothing to do with Shironinger. Now there's also other obstacles, such as what to write, or if you want to write daily or weekly. There's also haters, but I can't think of it right now. There are some things, such as the 30 d...

Kuroninja News: The Power Rangers Movie's Green Ranger

Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja! It's time for Kuroninja News! First of all, I'm thinking of making a new series on this blog, called the 蘭dom Section. The reason why is because I feel like my blog has to be organised. Ninjas are masters of organisation, after all. This section contains random stuff I want to talk about, like Kyoryuger. Later I'm going to write something about the green ranger in the second Power Rangers Movie, because I have a theory about the plot for the sequel. Now for some other news! Some plots for the future Kyuranger episodes are here! Episode 15 is going to show the next piece of the Argo! Now I know what you're thinking. "The Kyurangers are obviously goig to find it on Earth!" Guess what. According to what I read, they're going to find that Kyutama in the Vela Constellation. That's not all! Scorpio is also planning to destroy Jark Matter from the inside! What will the black and orange Kyurangers do to him after this happen...

Kyuranger Episode 13 Review

Something you probably don't know about me is that I don't just like Super Sentai. I also like Kamen Rider, and the latest series is called Kamen Rider Ex-Aid. In Kamen Rider Ex-Aid, there was this guy named Kamen Rider Genm who later got the power of zombies. He died later, but he's coming back on Episode 30 of Ex-Aid. Guess what's happening in this episode of Kyuranger? Zombies are in this episode! Does this mean that Kamen Rider Genm predicted the future? Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja! My day started when I was just playing some zombie survival video games, when I noticed that the 13th episode of Kyuranger has been released! It has zombies in it...and also another Tsuyoindaver Magistrate. Now nobody cares about the Tsuyoindavers, because they're the soldiers. These types of Magistrates usually appear whenever there's a major plot in this episode, such as when they introduce the orange Kyuranger, or when RyuCommander appears...this time, it's the appear...

Interesting Facts about Kuroninja

Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja! Here are some answers to some questions people might ask me. Q: What's your Zodiac sign? A: Capricorn. i was born on New Year's day. Q: Are you handsome? A: Yes. Q: What's your favourite colour? A: orange  purple Q: What's your favourite type of flower? A: Orchids Q: Are there any types of Sentai Rangers who are worse than red rangers? A: Yes, even though I hate red rangers, my least favourite kind of ranger is the olive green ranger. Thank goodness that there was only one. Q: What's your favourite Sentai team? A: Kakuranger Q: What's your favourite Power Rangers team? A: the original one. Q: Are you a fictional character? A: Yes Q: Do you like Shironinger? A: I have nothing to do with Shironinger!

Powerful Sentinels: Episode 4

Earth-7102 I had escaped the Microzord and brought it to Earth-7102, the land of the Powerful Sentinels. Using my ninja skills, I got out my sword and sliced the Microzord, revealing the collectible cards. I noticed that there was some kind of card gun somewhere, so I put the cards in and fired it at Anti-Kuroninja. Anti-Kuroninja protected himself by summoning minions. The Powerful Sentinels teamed up to defeat Anti-Kuroninja, who fled to another dimension. Meanwhile, Lord Drakkon was trying to escape, but the Green Ranger was guarding him.

Kyuranger Episode 12 Review

I can see a lot of stuff........ And Shishi Red's lucky again. I didn't see that. Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja! I'm back with another Kyuranger review! So the Kyuranger Kyutama has made an appearance! It doesn't do anything. We also got to see a nice reversal of roles in this episode, where the blue ranger, who I forgot existed, got the red ranger back to his senses. We also found out that the red ranger was born unlucky! Maybe there's a source of his luck that I don't know about? There's also a change in the end dance, probably because of Koguma Skyblue. I'm fine with it, but Anti-Kuroninja will do anything to get the old dance back. Fortunately I've defeated Anti-Kuroninja so many times. If you're wondering if there's a monster of the week, there isn't. In the previous episode, the Kyurangers got the Tomo Kyutama, but it was stolen by that squid guy. He gets defeated in this episode, which I'm ok with, because it means we g...

My thoughts on the Kyoryugers

So...you might be wondering why I'm talking about Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger, the 37th Super Sentai series, when there's already 41 Super Sentai themes and the current one is constellation-themed. Well, there's this series called Power Rangers Dino Force Brave, and it's supposed to take place after Dino Charge and Kyoryuger. I would love to watch that series, but there's one thing: Dino Force Brave is a Korean show, and I have no idea what's happening. Therefore, I have to show my thoughts on Kyoryuger. This is not the only post I have on Kyoryuger. I have another post  right here. Now to talk about the rangers! Firstly, there's the red ranger. We always have to talk about the red rangers first, because I need to get my hatred for them out of the way. He's based on a tyrannosaurus or something. I actually like him better than the other red rangers... Next, we have the black ranger. He's themed after a parasaurolophus, and uses guns, unlike me. I u...