Kuroninja News: I Suck @ RPGs

Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja, and it's time for Kuroninja News!

So first of all, I have prepared for my Christmas party! Phoenix Soldier sent Namtih to go after me, but I successfully defeated him. Now to wait for the guests! I invited a lot of people, including the Egyptian Ninja, Khamun Rider X!

But that's not all! Something is happening in Super Critic Taisen! Adam Brannon and Neo Tyrannoranger are taking "a million years to complete their lines," according to MomoRider, aka Toku Nation. I don't know why he doesn't like being pink. Pink is a manly colour, and Kamen Rider Ex-Aid, Decade, Raia, and even my tough, intimidating Earth-457 counterpart wear pink!

In other Super Critic Taisen-related news, Chou Super Hero Taisen is next, because they want to kill Adam Brannon and Neo Tyrannoranger off and replace them with Theodore Hodel and KakureDaiShogun. So I guess my "Gin-Rider" theory was wrong! And since Adam Brandon is gone, I might become the blue Gorider instead of the yellow one!

But there is the possibility that Movie Critic might become the Red Gorider, because he's the leader. But the reason why Kakuranger is my favourite Sentai is because even though they have a red ranger, their leader is the white ranger. You don't have to be a red ranger to be a leader. Also, I see red as the colour of shame, because red is overused.

One final thing before I close this post. Since we're reviewing Chou Super Hero Taisen, there must be something in the script that references how I suck at role-playing games. Ok, that's all for Kuroninja News, and I have nothing to do with Shironinger!


Is he gone now? Yes. Now I can talk about the plans for Kuroninja in 2018!

 Kuroninja will be doing a lot of stuff in 2018. One of them involves a purple Kuroninja. But I'll give away more important details on December 26, 山谷花純's birthday. All I can say is that the Darkprism trailer is almost ready for Kuroninja TV. Keep in mind that Darkprism will only happen in one episode. It's not its own story arc, it's only a small episode part of a story arc where Kuroninja tries to reunite the Flowery Kunoichi Team (minus Suiren) again.

 Anyway, that is all, and I have nothing to do with クロニンジャ!!!

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