Akuroninja’s promo where he fights Sayori

I am Akuroninja, the Interdimensional conqueror, Overseer Of Darkprism, eternal ruler of Earth-4. And they put me against an outsider to the Multiverse! Ok, ok. Most of the fights in this tournament are pretty one-sided. Many of the fighters are really arrogant during their promos, saying stuff like “ooh, I’m gonna win and here’s why!” Well unlike them, I did my research!

 What I gathered from my research is that my opponent, Sayori, is like a bundle of sunshine. And after finding that out, I looked at the weather forecast and it showed a bunch of clouds engulfing the sky in darkness. And from that point onward, there will be no more sunshine. Only heavy showers of rain. And when that rain pours down, I will strike like a lightning bolt, and win round 1 with the sound of thunder announcing my victory over someone that my Earth-0 counterpart just shoved into the Multiverse for no reason.

 Now Anti-Kuroninja’s a good strategist, but he sucks at fighting. Kuroninja’s a good fighter, but he has no strategy. I am both a good fighter and a good strategist. And after this match, Sayori will bow down to the conqueror...the Overseer Of Darkprism...eternal ruler of Earth-4, Akuroninja!

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