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I'm all switched on for this review. Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja! This episode of Kamen Rider Zi-O is supposed to be a tribute to Kamen Rider Fourze, but there's a surprise at the end. So let's start the review already. Alright, so in this episode, we find out that the Another Riders each have a pattern to who they're kidnapping. Another Build only went after athletes, Another Ex-Aid only went after gamers, and this one, Another Fourze, is going after...18-year old Libras. I have no idea why, but it turns out that one of them is being attacked by Another Fourze, and she tries to run away. She's also being stalked by some guy who turns out to be Masato Kusaka from Kamen Rider Faiz. Now I haven't really watched Kamen Rider Faiz, so I don't know if it's a good series or not. Oh, no...by revealing that Kamen Rider 555 characters showed up, I must've given away the surprise! Yes, the next episode is a tribute to Kamen Rider 555. And I have no ...

 Episode 4: Natsuki e Ikustan In the Kuroninja Ninjutsu Dojo, Kuroninja was busy teaching his students basic ninja moves. Most of the students, such as Antonio, Shinnosuke, and Haruna showed off their excellent ninja skills, while others were still catching up. One of those who were still catching up was Natsuki, who failed to perform a single ninja strike because she couldn’t reach far enough. It was 5pm, so the students were dismissed. However, Natsuki wanted to see Kuroninja for advice on how to become a better ninja. “Hey, Kuroninja-sensei...how am I supposed to get better at Ninjutsu?” Natsuki asked. “Well,” Kuroninja said, “I don’t think it’s a good idea to get advice from me. I’m supposed to be the guy you’re not supposed to look up to.” “But...” Natsuki said, “I need advice! Everyone else is better at Ninjutsu than me!” “Well, you see,” Kuroninja said, “Every ninja has the own fighting style. You just haven’t found yours yet. For example, Antonio Vega, as annoying a...

I will say this as many times as I have to. There is no such thing as a good red ranger. Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja! Today I’m going to be reviewing episode 34 of Lupinranger vs Patoranger! Last episode, the Lupinrangers didn’t even transform and no one noticed, except me. But in this episode, they do transform, because this is one of the most important episodes in the series! You see, in this episode, it introduces the Lupin Magnum. The episode starts when the Lupinrangers have to find Noel, who disappeared. They trace his steps to a cave with a lot of traps, and this is when we get to see the Lupin Magnum. Noel is also unconscious. Now I know that I’ve been saying that LupinX is based off of me, and even I admit that theory was annoying. However, there has been more things that LupinX has been doing that I would also do...but I’ll stop if I see LupinX eating meat. I only eat fish. Now it’s time for the Gangler of the week! He’s dog themed, and it looks like all he does...

Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja, and it’s time for Kuroninja News! Alright, it’s the end of the month, and you know what that means! It’s time to spoil the future...only for Super Sentai! Now, normally this is usually the time of year when we find out what the next Sentai season will be, but it looks like this time, it’s arriving late. But the one thing we do know is that there’s going to be a lot of power ups. First is the Lupin Magnum, which appears in the next episode, so I’m not going to talk about it. Wait a minute, it transforms into a mecha? I didn’t know that! But I still don’t like the fact that it’s going to get used by a red ranger again. Next we’ve got the Siren Striker, which will be used by LupinX. Now the name makes it seem like it’s going to be used by the Patorangers, right? NOPE. The spoilers showed it being used by LupinX. Now unlike others, I’m not against the Lupinrangers having more powerups than the Patorangers. Even though Anti-Kuroninja’s a little crazy,...

This episode sucked. It sucked more than a vacuum cleaner, it sucked more than a black hole. Anything else that’s sucky sucky, this episode sucked more than any of that stuff. Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja! Today I’m going to review an episode of Super Ninja Steel! This episode did the impossible: it introduced a more unlikeable character than Victor and Monty! And no, I’m not talking about Sheriff Skyfire, he’s cool. No he’s not. You see, in this episode, it introduced Clint, who’s supposed be this security guard for the school. And he’s so annoying. He has the generic “just doing my job” excuse when doing security stuff. Now I don’t get this. All that security guards have to do is GUARD THE SCHOOL. They don’t need to sort the recycling and the garbage, that’s the janitor’s work! Unless the janitor is really lazy at his job, and if the janitor is, I think me and the janitor will get along very well. As for confiscating the stuff, that’s the hall monitor’s job. Anyway, I hate...

This episode succeeded in attempting to excite me. Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja! Sorry about posting this review so late, I was in a bad mood from watching Power Rangers Super Ninja Steel. Episode 14 sucked more than a vacuum cleaner, and more than a black hole. Anything that sucks doesn't suck as much as Super Ninja Steel. However, this is a KAMEN RIDER ZI-O review, and I'm saving Power Rangers for later. This episode was the complete opposite of Power Rangers Super Ninja Steel episode 14, because I enjoyed it. So in this episode, I got a better understanding of the Time Jackers. They're basically against Oma Zi-O, except instead of doing what Geiz and Tsukuyomi are doing, they want to replace Zi-O with Another Rider. See what I did there? Anyway, the way they do this is by making contracts with people who were about to experience something they don’t want. For Another Rider Ex-Aid, he became an Another Rider to save his dying son. Now in this episo...

Did you know that none of the Lupinrangers transformed into their ranger forms in this episode? No, Noel doesn't count because he's on both sides. Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja! This episode, I originally dismissed as filler, but when I watched it, it turned out to be beyond my expectations. Even though the plot sounded terrible on paper, it actually worked! So first, in order to understand the plot of this story, we need to talk about the Gangler of the Week. He has the power to release bolts of energy that age people backwards, which is the opposite of a ganglers of the week from many episodes ago, I forgot which one, though. And that's his power without the Lupin Collection. So anyway, the Lupinrangers turn into children, and it gets even worse when the Patorangers find one of the VS Changers and take it with them as evidence. We also find out that the Patorangers don't want to team up with the Lupinrangers because it will give them a bad public reputation. ...