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Cyber Sentai Netranger Episode 1 Review

I think Super Sentai would be better if there was just ONE season where the Red Ranger isn't the focus of everything. At least there's Fanfiction. Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja! Normally I review Super Sentai stuff, but I found this fanfiction called Cyber Sentai Netranger. Here's the link:  https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12427508/1/Cyber-Sentai-Netranger Anyway, this is a fanfiction, which means that it's not official Super Sentai. Most of the time the author's would do some weird stuff with characters that already exist, such as shipping me with MomoNinger (even though I follow her on Twitter). This series is Internet-themed, and the villains are computer viruses. There's also an orange ranger instead of a red ranger, so the blue ranger has to take the role of the leader. Guess that else happens? There's also a red ranger, but he's dead. It seems like he was killed by a computer virus named OverLord. OverLord might be a recurring villain, so I don

Kyuranger Episode 7 Review

This episode is very exciting. Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja! Even though I review Super Sentai stuff, I'm also a fan of Kamen Rider as well. I've been to the Kamen Rider dimension once. Anyway, this is a Kyuranger review, so why am I talking about Kamen Rider? Here's the reason why: There's a 2-part special to promote the upcoming spring movie, and, starting with ToQger, they crossover dimensions to promote the movie. This year's theme is video games, and there's even Kamen Sentai Gorider. Anyway, here's the plot of the episode. Basically, it's Balance's birthday. Balance is the gold ranger of the Kyurangers. However, he represents Libra. This is ironic because his birthday is on March 26, making him an Aries. However, the Aries Kyutama was still used, and it puts enemies to sleep. I still don't get Kyutama, do they recharge or can you only use them once? If you can only use them once, then the Pegasus Kyutama was a waste, and so was tha

Power Rangers Movie Review

I guess it's time. WARNING: There are a lot of spoilers. Do not go past this point unless you watched the movie. Ok, I guess this is a good place to start. I am Kuroninja, the interdimensional Super Sentai reviewer. Since the Power Rangers movie had been released, I have decided to jump on the bandwagon and write reviews on the Power Rangers movie. If you are wondering why I knew about the movie, it's because EVERYONE knows about it. However, I'm more experienced in Super Sentai than Power Rangers. The original is better. And yes, that's exactly what I think of this movie. However, I don't care about the armour or the fact that goldar isn't a griffin. What made me not like the movie was the fact that the Rangers only morphed in the climax. I usually see action scenes in superhero movies after I finish my popcorn. Ok...what else? Oh, right. Some positive things. The plot was actually interesting, and we even got some foreshadowing of a green rang

Kuroninja News: Kyuranger's New Rangers

I think all of you know this by now, but Kyuranger has 2 new Sentai Rangers coming up. One of them, RyuCommander, will appear in Episode 9, just like how KyoryuGold appeared in Episode 9 of Kyoryuger. However, nobody is talking about him, just like how nobody talks about those 2 squid and octopus assassins of Jark Matter who appeared in Episode 6 and remind me of those inquisitors from Season 2 of Star Wars Rebels. Anyway, I'm not here to talk about Star Wars, I'm here to talk about the cyan, or sky blue ranger of Kyuranger. In Episode 5 of Kyuranger, all 9 rangers assembled. However, there was this boy everyone thought was the future sky blue ranger. Here's the thing: I didn't think that boy was going to be the sky blue ranger, but everyone else knew it. Maybe Anti-Kuroninja was interfering with my senses. However, that's not all! The sky blue ranger has the ability to grow big...and there might be an episode where the Kyurangers finally leave Earth! Now all we

Power Rangers: Legacy Wars Review

Earth-7102. The dimension where the Rangers wear armour instead of spandex. I have been there, but it seems like there's a game where we have to go back to Earth-7102 along with other power rangers. So anyway, this game called Power Rangers Legacy Wars just got released, so I'm going to review it. Be warned, as there are spoilers ahead. Ok, I think this should be a safe place to spoil stuff. If you don't want to be spoiled, don't read past this line. Anyway, Power Rangers Legacy Wars is basically a combination of 3 popular games: Marvel: Contest of Champions, Clash Royale, and Rock-Paper-Scissors. It's a fighting game where some attacks are strong or weak against other attacks, the attacks require energy to be used, and if you win, you get medals and the chance to win a new Ranger from some kind of chest-shaped box. You also get to upgrade your Rangers, and there are 2 types of Rangers: the leader, which you play as, and support, w

Power Rangers Ninja Steel Episode 8 Review ⭐️

In this episode, the Gold ranger makes an appearance, and his name is... Alright, this is the review for Episode 8 of Power Rangers Ninja Steel. I feel like the new power Rangers is becoming more clever. Yes, the newer seasons suck, but this episode convinced me to give Power Rangers Ninja Steel a chance. I recommend watching it instead of that terrible excuse for a movie. So anyway, here's an example of how clever Power Rangers is becoming. They found a way to adapt StarNinger. Yes, they also removed the burger morpher, just like everyone expected, but they also found out how to adapt the cowboy theme and the guitar weapon. Basically, the gold ranger is a famous country music singer who plays guitar, named Levi Weston. He was basically captured my Madame Odius, and got his ninja power taken from him. Then he was rescued by the Astro Zord. Rincon then found him. How he got into the secret room, we will never know. Obviously Madame Odius is hiding something. I think she also fo

Power Rangers Ninja Steel Episode 7 Review 💻

It has been a long time since I have made a Power Rangers Ninja Steel Review. I also have to do other stuff, like Fanfiction and Kuroninja News, along with the weekly Kyuranger Episode reviews. If only I could be in 2 places at once. Maybe Momoninger can help me? So anyway, this episode focuses on Momoninger the Pink Ninja Steel Ranger. She creates a cloning device so that she can join four clubs she's interested in at the same time. I find that as a waste of time, because Kakuranger has a duplicating technique. However, I still like the cloning idea because just like how mana is required for magic, ninjutsu requires something similar to mana. Anyway, there's always a monster of the week, right? Here's this episodes one. He's based off of a satellite dish, and he has the power to absorb technology. Because he eats the cloning device, Galvanax gains the ability to clone himself. That's not the only thing! A new Zord appears, themed after a UFO. It defeats the

Kyuranger Episode 6 Review

I think you already know about my crush on Chameleon Green. I even dreamt of her last night! Anyway, it seems like we might be compatible. Both of us are ninjas, both of us worked hard to become awesome fighters, both of us are attractive, and both of us hate the Red Ranger for getting all the luck! Huh? What do you mean, opposites attract? I have nothing to do with Shironinger! So...this episode is kind of like a dancing episode. It features synchronized attacks that make it look like it should be in a rhythm game or something. The dancing is supposed to help the Kyurangers fight. Also, the Kyurangers try and decide who to be their leader. Of course, Lucky decides to be leader. However, just because he's the red ranger doesn't mean he should be leader. There are a lot of good non-red ranger Sentai leaders, such as NinjaWhite from Kakuranger. In the end, there is no leader. However, it would be nice if the Green Ranger was the leader. 💚 Speaking of synchronization, that

Kyuranger Episode 5 Review

So...the nine rangers have assembled. In a few episodes, they will have more rangers than Kyoryuger! Alright! I have watched the fifth episode of Kyuranger, and I am still ticked off because they're staying in Earth longer. It will be ok if they stay until Episode 10, but if they stay further than that then my expectations for this show are lower. Last season was already about Earth, so why can't we see the other planets? Thanks to the Kyurangers staying on Earth, a lot of planets are going to die. So anyway, remember that orange ranger guy? He's back. Of course he works for Jark Matter, however he is only there because he wants to find his brother, whose Riderverse counterpart is Kamen Rider Zangetsu, who is also the older brother of someone. Basically, he seems to be working for them, and he even killed the Black Ranger's creator. Guess what? He turns good in the most anticlimactic way possible: he's a spy working for the rebellion. Guess what happens next? Er

History of Kuroninja

Ok, so it looks like my blog is becoming very popular. Time to write about myself. Normally I write reviews on Super Sentai and Power Rangers stuff. I, Kuroninja, was born in Japan. However, ninjas had attacked, so I studied in England. That's why I speak English and not Japanese. However, I still learned some Japanese. Anyway, I then met this guy who later became Aoninger. When the Ninningers showed themselves, I was training to become a ninja. I then found out that the Sentai Rangers were very powerful, so I went to become a Sentai Ranger. However, in order to do that, I had to pass Four Ninja Trials. I took the name Kuroninja and met the Flowery Kunoichi Team during my trials. That was when the Fifth Ninja Trial appeared. I then met evil ninjas and fought against them. After improving my ninja skills, I found out that I wasn't the only Kuroninja. There were other Kuroninjas and other universes. One of those universes was the Antiverse, home to Anti-Kuroninja. Anti-Kuro

Power Rangers Ninja Steel Episode 6 Review 🤖

Hmm... I wonder what will happen if Redbot met Raptor 283 from Kyuranger... hopefully that's a good idea, because they both have feelings. If only they had feelings for each other...that would only be possible if I was not terrible with shipping in Fanfiction! Anyway, today's episode of Power Rangers Ninja Steel revolves around Redbot, the Red Ranger's robotic sidekick who didn't really get a lot of screen time in the last few episodes. Anyway, there's a part where he reads a book, and because of that, he has the urge to ask the White Ranger out to the dance. Something I will never do since I have nothing to do with Shironinger. The White Ranger turns down the offer because she thinks that Redbot doesn't have any feelings. Anyway, they both get lost in the woods while fighting a monster. The monster of the week is themed after a Tengu, but the guys in charge of making the episode thought it would be a good idea to make him Scottish. I think there were only 2

Kyuranger Episode 4 Review

So...the Kyurangers are going to Earth. No big deal. Wait a minute...Earth has more Moraimarz than on the other planets? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I think you can tell by the introduction that I'm not really excited as before about this episode. I enjoyed Kyuranger because of how they travel to other planets, but they're arriving on Earth (which has more villains on it than any other planet). I will be happy if they stay on Earth for just 2 episodes, but if they stay there for the rest of the season, then Kyuranger has failed me. Maybe there is only 1 Moraimarz for each continent. So anyway, this episode is where they introduce the pink ranger. The pink ranger is basically this android built to pilot the Orion, but she has feelings. Guess who else is an android with emotion? I'll give you a hint: It's the Gold Ranger. The Pink Ranger gets more attention than the Green Ranger, who is obviously more beautiful. I don't know why I think that, maybe it's because I have

Kuroninja News: New Powerups

It's time for Kuroninja News!!! So for those of you who don't know what it is, it's just a bunch of spoilers. If you don't want to be spoiled on the upcoming Kyuranger episodes, do not read ahead. Ok, so we all know about the pink Kyuranger. She's themed after Aquila and appears in Episode 4...well guess what? After she gets her ranger powers, that's when the Red Ranger...ugh...gets a new power. Of course the red rangers get everything. That's why there has to be a team where there is no Red Ranger. Anyway, the powerup is the Pegasus Kyutama, which might be like Zyuoh Gorilla, as it might be strong until they introduce the really powerful deivce, which I believe is themed after the SUN. That makes sense, because the Sun is the brightest star on Earth. Anyway, the Pegasus Kyutama is kind of like armour. Also, you know how KyurenOh has a lot of combinations? Well, enter the Kyulette. It's a roulette like device that decides the formation of Kyuren

Power Rangers Ninja Steel Episode 5 Review 🏍

Guess what? Kamen Rider is being adapted, and they're going to have a crossover with Power Rangers! Jk they aren't going to be adapted ever So this episode is all about motorcycles. The Yellow Ranger is scared of driving them, because he crashed into a pond when he was a kid while riding a go-kart. 👏🏻 Anyway, the monster of the week is a spider who can eat things whole. He eventually gets defeated by the Power Rangers and their new motorcycles. They don't really look great, but at least they aren't as ugly as Ninja Master Mode. There's also a new zord which appears, and it's based off of an elephant. They call it the Rumble Tusk Zord. However, what I'm really excited for is the UFO shaped zord which will appear in the next episode. How do I know about the UFO zord, you may ask? Watch Shuriken Sentai Ninninger episode 5. There's a mecha called UFOMaru there. I have nothing to do with Shroninger.