Valentine's Day 2019
Today was Valentine's Day. Kuroninja knew what was going to happen. He was going to step outside, only to get crushed to death by a mountain of chocolate from all his friends, but especially everyone who had a crush on him. Fortunately, using his ninja skills, Kuroninja was able to get past the chocolate before it could touch him. He then placed all the chocolate in the Infinite Storage Room, created using an advanced ninja technique that drained most of Kuroninja's ninja energy.
Meanwhile, Anti-Kuroninja felt bored. Unlike Kuroninja, Anti-Kuroninja wasn't very popular with the ladies, and he had no friends, and because of this, he didn't get any chocolate, not even from the Cyberninja Tech Company employees. Anti-Kuroninja then decided to take a walk, or buy some stuff for his Shironinger Shrine. Yes, many years have passed, but Anti-Kuroninja still obsesses unhealthily over Shironinger. Anyway, Anti-Kuroninja then saw a Spinosaurus-themed Gangler attacking people and stealing their stuff, including their chocolate.
Suddenly, the Patorangers showed up and attacked the Spinosaurus Gangler. However, that wasn't all.
"You fools!" The Gangler said. "Ever since Dogranio disappeared, I realized that this was my time! I, Senza Rivali, will finish you off!"
Senza Rivali's safe then glowed. The Patorangers tried to shoot him, but all the shots missed somehow. Suddenly, Patoren X appeared out of nowhere. He then changed into Lupin X and opened the safe, which was on the back.
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Lupin X then pulled out a gold and green championship belt with a black strap. This was Douce Victoire, a part of the Lupin Collection that increased the user's luck and fighting ability. However, Anti-Kuroninja then stole it from Lupin X and left. Senza Rivali also escaped, using the Patorangers' confusion as an opportunity to get out.
At the same time, Kuroninja felt like his enormous pile of chocolates was making him feel guilty. He felt like he had to give something in return, because he was so used to western Valentine's Day due to spending a lot of time in the UK. Kuroninja then used his Flower Shuriken to conjure up some roses, and then left so he could deliver the roses to everyone.
First, he was going to give some roses to Tsukasa, or Patoren3, since she was the closest to where Kuroninja was. However, on the way, he saw a Gangler. It was Senza.
"I don't need the Lupin Collection for this," Senza said. "I'll just steal everyone's chocolates without the Collection!"
Kuroninja then saw Senza Rivali attacking a girl. He dropped the roses and attacked the Gangler.
"How many times has my Earth-0 counterpart used this trope? Seriously, he needs to try something new," Kuroninja thought.
Kuroninja then went over to the girl and asked if she was ok. She said that she was fine. She had dropped some stuff, including a sketch of a phantom thief who looked very similar to Umika. Kuroninja was shocked.
"Uhh....I have to ask you something," Kuroninja said. "Are you friends with someone named Umika?"
"Yes," the girl said. "I'm her best friend!"
The girl that Kuroninja saved was Umika's best friend, Shiho Ichinose. Kuroninja decided to go with Shiho, but first Kuroninja had some flowers to give.
The two of them went to Tsukasa's house, but after Kuroninja knocked on the door, Tsukasa answered in her police uniform. Obviously she was returning to police work.
"Hey, Tsukasa," Kuroninja said. "I brought there for you-"
"Thanks," Tsukasa said, "but I've got somewhere to go."
"What is it?" Kuroninja asked, curious.
"Someone stole a piece of the Lupin Collection while we were fighting a Gangler."
"What?" Kuroninja said. "Was it the Lupinrangers? They're back?"
"No..." Tsukasa said, sadly. "It was a ninja in light grey. He kind of reminded me of you, Kuroninja."
Kuroninja knew exactly who it was.
"I'm coming with you!" Kuroninja said. "I know where your culprit is."
"Wait!" Shiho said. "Can I come too? It might give me some inspiration for my manga."
"Ok, you can come with us too," Kuroninja said.
The 3 arrived at Anti-Kuroninja's house, which was very close to the Cyberninja Tech Company's main headquarters, on the artificial Cyber Island. Kuroninja and Patoren3 went inside, while Shiho stayed inside the police car.
Patoren3 then kicked down the door. Anti-Kuroninja then appeared.
"Kuroninja...and Patoren3!" Anti-Kuroninja said. "So you finally showed up!"
"We're here for your treasure," Kuroninja said.
"Ok, well, you can have it. I only wanted to see if my prediction came true. Looks like it did!" Anti-Kuroninja said.
"What are you talking about?" Kuroninja asked, confused.
"I knew you wouldn't celebrate Valentine's Day alone," Anti-Kuroninja said, "and since your girlfriend is trapped in another dimension, I knew you would spend Valentine's Day with her best friend. And guess what? Even if it wasn't romantic, you still did spend some time with her!"
Kuroninja was shocked, but Patoren3 was still focused on her mission.
"Just give us the Lupin Collection piece," Patoren3 said.
"Ok, fine," Anti-Kuroninja said. He then gave Douce Victoire to Patoren3. Patoren3 then turned to Kuroninja.
"Thanks for helping me find Anti-Kuroninja," Patoren3 said.
"No problem," Kuroninja said. "Thanks for the chocolates, by the way. I wanted to give you something in return but then I lost it."
"It's ok," Patoren3 said. "Besides, it's still Valentine's Day, and you never spend it by yourself, right?"
"Yeah, what about it?" Kuroninja said.
"Would you like to spend the night with me?" Patoren3 said.
"But...what about your police stuff? You still have to return that piece of the Lupin Collection!" Kuroninja said.
"Don't worry, we've still got time," Kuroninja said.
As Kuroninja and Tsukasa went on their date, Shiho was writing her manga. However, a mysterious old man in a suit showed up, approaching her. It was Kogure, who was looking for new phantom thieves, and one of them was going to be Shiho Ichinose.
Meanwhile, the Lupinrangers were spending time in Dogranio's safe. Umika felt a little lonely in the vast field of grass.
"I wonder how Kuroninja's doing without me?" Umika thought.
Kuroninja returned to his house, satisfied that he was able to go on a date with someone on Valentine's Day. However, there was still one person whom he was never able to go on a date with this year, and that was sad, especially since they had been together since 2018.
"I wonder how Umika's doing without me?" Kuroninja thought.
Kuroninja says he has nothing to do with Shironinger
Well then, I guess he wouldn't mind if I......
Meanwhile, Anti-Kuroninja felt bored. Unlike Kuroninja, Anti-Kuroninja wasn't very popular with the ladies, and he had no friends, and because of this, he didn't get any chocolate, not even from the Cyberninja Tech Company employees. Anti-Kuroninja then decided to take a walk, or buy some stuff for his Shironinger Shrine. Yes, many years have passed, but Anti-Kuroninja still obsesses unhealthily over Shironinger. Anyway, Anti-Kuroninja then saw a Spinosaurus-themed Gangler attacking people and stealing their stuff, including their chocolate.
Suddenly, the Patorangers showed up and attacked the Spinosaurus Gangler. However, that wasn't all.
"You fools!" The Gangler said. "Ever since Dogranio disappeared, I realized that this was my time! I, Senza Rivali, will finish you off!"
Senza Rivali's safe then glowed. The Patorangers tried to shoot him, but all the shots missed somehow. Suddenly, Patoren X appeared out of nowhere. He then changed into Lupin X and opened the safe, which was on the back.
4-5-7
Lupin X then pulled out a gold and green championship belt with a black strap. This was Douce Victoire, a part of the Lupin Collection that increased the user's luck and fighting ability. However, Anti-Kuroninja then stole it from Lupin X and left. Senza Rivali also escaped, using the Patorangers' confusion as an opportunity to get out.
At the same time, Kuroninja felt like his enormous pile of chocolates was making him feel guilty. He felt like he had to give something in return, because he was so used to western Valentine's Day due to spending a lot of time in the UK. Kuroninja then used his Flower Shuriken to conjure up some roses, and then left so he could deliver the roses to everyone.
First, he was going to give some roses to Tsukasa, or Patoren3, since she was the closest to where Kuroninja was. However, on the way, he saw a Gangler. It was Senza.
"I don't need the Lupin Collection for this," Senza said. "I'll just steal everyone's chocolates without the Collection!"
Kuroninja then saw Senza Rivali attacking a girl. He dropped the roses and attacked the Gangler.
"How many times has my Earth-0 counterpart used this trope? Seriously, he needs to try something new," Kuroninja thought.
Kuroninja then went over to the girl and asked if she was ok. She said that she was fine. She had dropped some stuff, including a sketch of a phantom thief who looked very similar to Umika. Kuroninja was shocked.
"Uhh....I have to ask you something," Kuroninja said. "Are you friends with someone named Umika?"
"Yes," the girl said. "I'm her best friend!"
The girl that Kuroninja saved was Umika's best friend, Shiho Ichinose. Kuroninja decided to go with Shiho, but first Kuroninja had some flowers to give.
The two of them went to Tsukasa's house, but after Kuroninja knocked on the door, Tsukasa answered in her police uniform. Obviously she was returning to police work.
"Hey, Tsukasa," Kuroninja said. "I brought there for you-"
"Thanks," Tsukasa said, "but I've got somewhere to go."
"What is it?" Kuroninja asked, curious.
"Someone stole a piece of the Lupin Collection while we were fighting a Gangler."
"What?" Kuroninja said. "Was it the Lupinrangers? They're back?"
"No..." Tsukasa said, sadly. "It was a ninja in light grey. He kind of reminded me of you, Kuroninja."
Kuroninja knew exactly who it was.
"I'm coming with you!" Kuroninja said. "I know where your culprit is."
"Wait!" Shiho said. "Can I come too? It might give me some inspiration for my manga."
"Ok, you can come with us too," Kuroninja said.
The 3 arrived at Anti-Kuroninja's house, which was very close to the Cyberninja Tech Company's main headquarters, on the artificial Cyber Island. Kuroninja and Patoren3 went inside, while Shiho stayed inside the police car.
Patoren3 then kicked down the door. Anti-Kuroninja then appeared.
"Kuroninja...and Patoren3!" Anti-Kuroninja said. "So you finally showed up!"
"We're here for your treasure," Kuroninja said.
"Ok, well, you can have it. I only wanted to see if my prediction came true. Looks like it did!" Anti-Kuroninja said.
"What are you talking about?" Kuroninja asked, confused.
"I knew you wouldn't celebrate Valentine's Day alone," Anti-Kuroninja said, "and since your girlfriend is trapped in another dimension, I knew you would spend Valentine's Day with her best friend. And guess what? Even if it wasn't romantic, you still did spend some time with her!"
Kuroninja was shocked, but Patoren3 was still focused on her mission.
"Just give us the Lupin Collection piece," Patoren3 said.
"Ok, fine," Anti-Kuroninja said. He then gave Douce Victoire to Patoren3. Patoren3 then turned to Kuroninja.
"Thanks for helping me find Anti-Kuroninja," Patoren3 said.
"No problem," Kuroninja said. "Thanks for the chocolates, by the way. I wanted to give you something in return but then I lost it."
"It's ok," Patoren3 said. "Besides, it's still Valentine's Day, and you never spend it by yourself, right?"
"Yeah, what about it?" Kuroninja said.
"Would you like to spend the night with me?" Patoren3 said.
"But...what about your police stuff? You still have to return that piece of the Lupin Collection!" Kuroninja said.
"Don't worry, we've still got time," Kuroninja said.
As Kuroninja and Tsukasa went on their date, Shiho was writing her manga. However, a mysterious old man in a suit showed up, approaching her. It was Kogure, who was looking for new phantom thieves, and one of them was going to be Shiho Ichinose.
Meanwhile, the Lupinrangers were spending time in Dogranio's safe. Umika felt a little lonely in the vast field of grass.
"I wonder how Kuroninja's doing without me?" Umika thought.
Kuroninja returned to his house, satisfied that he was able to go on a date with someone on Valentine's Day. However, there was still one person whom he was never able to go on a date with this year, and that was sad, especially since they had been together since 2018.
"I wonder how Umika's doing without me?" Kuroninja thought.
Kuroninja says he has nothing to do with Shironinger
Well then, I guess he wouldn't mind if I......
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