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Kuroninja and Kuroninja-10 were walking to the gymnasium. Inside, there was a large basketball court. Kuroninja-10 saw this basketball court as the perfect place for Kuroninja to train for his battle against Lord Drakkon. Kuroninja also brought a few people to observe his training: Sayori, and Tsukasa. Kuroninja brought Tsukasa along because she was a police officer, and Kuroninja wanted to impress Tsukasa by doing this intense workout to help him fight Lord Drakkon. As for Sayori, she was there because normally, all the Kuroninjas in the Multiverse didn’t get along. Someone told Kuroninja that Sayori was really skilled at keeping groups together. There was a Kuroninja in charge of keeping the peace between a large group of Kuroninjas, named Kuronindragon, but Kuroninja didn’t like Kuronindragon because he was so boring to Kuroninja. Sayori was also the Vice President of a literature club. The president of the literature club was on Earth-0, meeting up with Kuroninja’s Earth-0 Counterp

Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja, and it’s time for Kuroninja News! So we’ve got a lot of Lupinranger vs Patoranger news today. But most of it has to do with LupinX and PatorenX. Obviously, they’re the same person, and I think this guy’s name is Ranger X. We still don’t know who he is, so maybe he’s like me. Both of us even have an X. And yes, I’m talking about Kuroninja X. Anyway, this guy is basically neutral. He doesn’t take sides, and chooses to fight alongside either the Lupinrangers or Patorangers depending on his mood. This is probably why he has 2 forms. I wonder how this guy will appear in Za Gantoretto? Speaking of Za Gantoretto, GokaiSilver and Lord Drakkon are going to have a championship match in the upcoming episode. And whoever wins gets to become the Gauntlet Ultimate Champion. Unfortunately for them, they still have to defend that championship on the June 10 Episode. But do you want to know what will happen 2 days before June 10? That’s right, Toycon in Manila! I

Unpopular opinion: LupinBlue is my favourite character. Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja! Today I will be reviewing the 16th episode of Lupinranger vs Patoranger! So let’s see what’s going on! So in this episode, the gangler of the week has body-switching powers, and he accidentally swaps bodies with LupinBlue. The Lupinrangers have his collection piece, but now, they have to get LupinBlue and the Gangler back to normal. And of course, the Gangler wants to switch back, right? Nope. So what happened was the Gangler in LupinBlue’s body saved a girl from falling. After doing this act of heroism, he suddenly discovered my secret to getting all the ladies. This reminds me of the Kuroninja X Timeline when I saved Patoren3’s life when she was about to be incinerated by the laser of Devil Tower One. After that, she liked one of my posts on Twitter. Actually, that was her Earth-0 counterpart. But anyway, in this episode, a monster of the week knows what it’s like to be me.  That’s righ

Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja, and it’s time for Kuroninja News! So I bet you weren’t expecting this, but here it is: a Kuroninja News blog post! Now I’ve got a lot of news, but before we get into it, let’s move some stuff out of the way! Our first story is from Lupinranger vs Patoranger. Their 6th Ranger has been revealed! But I think you know that already, it’s LupinX, the silver ranger, but when he joins the Patorangers, he becomes PatorenX, a gold ranger. I like LupinX better. What we still don’t know is who is he? Also in the news, I know I don’t really talk about Earth-3 that much, but Kamen Rider Grease’s final form has been revealed. Kamen Rider Grease is the tertiary rider in the series of Kamen Rider Build. He hasn’t really gotten any power ups like the others, but now, he finally has a powerup! Guess what the final form of Grease is before scrolling down! Ok, are you finished? Good. The final form of Kamen Rider Grease is.... He gets an extra Twin Breaker. And he

Kuroninja's Earth-10 Counterpart was busy trying to add all 4 characters of a certain video game to his Kuroninja Multiverse. After adding someone with pink hair, who just happened to be the last one, Kuroninja of Earth-0 finally did it. Suddenly, a green portal appeared. It was Kuronindragon, a Kuroninja from Earth-69. He was the guardian of the Kuroninja Multiverse, and the 2nd most powerful Kuroninja in the Multiverse, the first being Kuroninja of Earth-0. Kuronindragon had successfully taken care of the invading forces from the Dark Dimension, who had invaded when the new characters were being added. Kuroninja's Earth-0 counterpart was pleased with what Kuronindragon did. When Kuronindragon left, Kuroninja's Earth-0 counterpart then went to work on some magic items, such as a Ring of Regeneration, and so many items that were created to heal wounds. He also began working on some blue erasers. However, he accidentally tipped over his trash can. But it wasn't any t

Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja, and it’s time for Kuroninja News! So a lot of stuff has happened, but before we talk about that, Power Rangers Beast Morphers is going to adapt the Buddy-roids! I think they’re going to be called the “Beast Bots” or something. But I’m still worried. Is Power Rangers Beast Morphers going to be a good series? I hope it is. But also in the news, there might be some people who want me to review a certain video or something. But I’m not going to do that. Lord Drakkon is a waste of my time- Not anymore. You’re still fighting Lord Drakkon. What? Yes, that’s right. You see, my writing skills have improved. I’ve also successfully added Yuri, Sayori, and Natsuki to my Multiverse, the Kuroninja Multiverse. And I also fought off every Invasion from the Far Realm. The DDLC Takeover project was a success! But anyway, Kuroninja, you upset me by confessing your love to Shironinger and becoming a Gary Stu...at least only in the Last Ranger Standing timeline. Alt

Please...I don’t like redxpink ships... Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja! Today I’m going to be reviewing the 15th episode of Lupinranger vs Patoranger. I don’t really remember what happened, but I still remember some key events that happened. So basically, in this episode, the sea urchin Gangler from last time got left behind by Dogranio Yaboon, so Destra Majo gave him one of his own Lupin Collection pieces. Does this mean he’ll get a new one? Anyway, this one lets you launch projectiles from far away. And it’s a slingshot. Now this may seem like a Patoranger Episode, but it kinda focuses on both teams. No,you know what? It is a Patoranger Episode. And even though the Patorangers got injured, they still want to take down that Gangler. Unfortunately, one thing I really hate about this episode is how it’s building up 2 ships: Kairi x Tsukasa, and Sakuya x Umika. I hate the former because it’s a redxpink ship, and I hate the latter because I don’t think they’re a good pairing. I jus

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH. IS THAT A NIN SHURIKEN? No? Ok. Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja! Today I will be reviewing the 14th episode of Lupinranger vs Patoranger! After watching this episode, we have everyone’s backstories except Patoren3’s. So now, let’s start the review! So in this episode, there are these mysterious voices coming from a cave. Because of this, a kid who’s on Team Lupinranger wants to find out what happened. Patoren1, the red ranger of the Patorangers, wants to make sure that his field trip to the mountains isn’t cancelled, because their school might cancel the field trip because of the mysterious voices. But now it’s time to talk about the Gangler of the week! There’s actually 2. One of them is this guy who has a Shuriken that lets him shrink things. When I saw this, I then realized something. Nobody has ever asked how the Lupin Collection was created in the first place. Anyway, this guy looks really cool, and we’ll see him in the next episode. The other is this g

One day, on Earth-0, Kuroninja’s Earth-0 counterpart felt like even though Monika was in the Kuroninja Multiverse now, she felt lonely. So Kuroninja’s Earth-0 counterpart needed to find a way to get her friends into the Kuroninja Multiverse. So he began working on an Omniversal Transporter. Later, Evolto showed up and planned to use the Omniversal Transporter to get revenge on Kuroninja’s Earth-0 Counterpart for not being in any of his stories, and also to make his army. Evolto got out a fountain pen and emptied it, to create some ink monsters. Meanwhile, Kuroninja noticed some ink monsters everywhere. They were attacking the city for some reason. So Kuroninja decided that he had to defeat them. Kuroninja fought off the ink monsters, but they were really hard to defeat. He needed to find the source of the monsters first, because otherwise they would just keep appearing and stuff. Kuroninja then followed a stream of black liquid going underground. Kuroninja went underground and sa

Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja, and it’s time for Kuroninja News! Alright, so there’s a lot of news right now! I was going to do this yesterday, but luckily, I was able to hold it back until today. Because right now, there’s something that happened! So does anyone remember Episode 13 of Lupinranger vs Patoranger, when LupinYellow and Patoren3 teamed up for the first time since the 3 of us went to watch Ready Player One in the cinema? Well guess what? They’re probably going to team up again in a special called “Girlfriends Army”. But that’s not all! We know that Patoren3 has a weakness for stuffed animals, but what we had no idea on was that all 3 stuffed animals that appeared in Lupinranger vs Patoranger would be released as keychains on Earth-0!  This is why I use Twitter, but don’t worry, because 99% of Kuroninja News doesn’t even come from Twitter. Kuroninja News isn’t even about news at all, it’s about me giving my thoughts on them. It’s kind of similar to Let’s Talk Toku from a

Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja! Today I want to talk about why I still review stuff on my blog instead of YouTube. Now I do have a YouTube channel, and it goes by the name of Kuroninja TV. You might be wondering why I use my blog more than my Kuroninja TV YouTube channel, and why I don’t review stuff on my YouTube channel, but I do on my blog. I’m going to explain why in just 3 reasons. 1. The higher powers of Earth-0 As you all know, I review mostly Super Sentai stuff on my blog. But sometimes, when you’re reviewing something, you have to show footage of what you’re reviewing, so that your audience knows what it looks like. Unfortunately, on YouTube, the higher powers of Earth-0 in charge of Super Sentai really don’t like it when their stuff appears on YouTube, so they try and take it down. That’s why not only do I review it on my blog, but also why I rarely use photos and stuff. 2. It’s easier I don’t really see myself as a YouTuber. I’m more interested in writing than making v

Insert obscure reference here Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja! April 1st, 2018 was April Fools Day. It was Easter. It was the beginning of April. But for me, it was the day when I went on a date with both LupinYellow and Patoren3 at the same time, where we watched a movie together. Why would I bring this up during a review of a Lupinranger vs Patoranger episode? Because those 2 are the focus of today’s episode. PS. Patoren2 has a crush on LupinYellow, but LupinYellow has a crush on me, but I have a crush on Patoren3 who liked one of my posts on Twitter. Anyway, when I started the episode, at first I thought that Kuroninja was finally canon, because Patoren3 seemed to be going on a date. But then I remembered what happened 9 episodes ago and also what happened on March 10. No, it has nothing to do with the fact that Patoren3’s earth-0 counterpart liked one of my posts on Twitter. Basically, Patoren3 likes stuffed animals. And there happens to be a rally where people have to ride

Chapter 25: Cronin’s Last Stand On Earth-10, a purple hologram of a gold samurai wearing a red and black mask covering his entire face presented itself to a humanoid snake on a gold throne. The outside of this building was a gold tower the shape of a gold toothpick standing upright. There were Snakemen guarding the building. The gold samurai was Cronin, the leader of the Bioninja Organic Organization, who had done nothing special ever since Mark Scorpio became one of Kuroninja’s enemies. The humanoid snake was Cronin’s master, and the master of all Snakemen: Empress Sneik. Empress Sneik was unimpressed by Cronin’s leadership of the Bioninja Organic Organization, and said that the Bioninjas were recently not doing as good as before. Empress Sneik wanted to conquer the Multiverse after finding out that it existed, when Anti-Kuroninja activated that portal, connecting Earth-1 with Earth-10. But now that all of the Yashin’iobi Trees were destroyed, and RoseRed was humiliated by

Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja, and this is the 蘭dom Section of my blog, where I talk about 蘭dom and off topic things that I usually don’t talk about. So for today’s topic, I’m going to talk about something. Who is my role model and why? Well guess what? I don’t have any. And the reason why is very simple. So when you have a role model, it’s someone you look up to, someone you want to be like. But let me show you the truth: you will never be like anyone you look up to, no matter how hard you try. But don’t think of this as a bad thing. Think of it as a good thing. First of all, everyone is unique in their own way, unless you’re one of those people who copies others and steals all their work, even though you didn’t make anything original yourself. So don’t focus on copying your role model’s talents. Instead, just focus on your own. What are you good at? Who cares about what your inspiration is good at, but what about yourself? You have to be good at something. Next, when you hav

The scene begins where there's a piano and stuff. Someone is playing on the piano. Kuroninja enters the room. The person playing the piano stops playing the piano. Hey Kuroninja! What's up? I noticed you were playing this song on a piano, but I never heard it before. That's because I composed this song myself. I wrote it for someone... Hmm...it's for my Earth-0 counterpart, isn't it? It also happens to be prom season, and for some reason, my Earth-0 counterpart can't get a date to the prom. I know this is a good opportunity for you to be with my Earth-0 counterpart, but...are you sure you want to go to Earth-0? ... *sigh* I don't think you would like it on Earth-0. Earth-0 has a forcefield surrounding it that prevents me from using any of my powers. And besides, you're really famous on Earth-0, but in a bad way. But how? How do others on "Earth-0" know who I am? Well, you see, I've been reviewing the other timelines, and the

Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja, and it’s time for Kuroninja News! So you might be wondering why I decided to post a Kuroninja News thing on a slow news day? Well, who said it was a slow news day? Because guess what happened? We finally know what LupinX and PatorenX, the 6th rangers of Lupinranger vs Patoranger, look like! It’s really obvious that they’re the same person, though. And it looks like their mecha is a train. I don’t really know why it’s a train, but I guess that will make ToQger fans happy. Speaking of fans being happy, I guess a lot of Power Rangers fans might be happy, because what could’ve been the worst era in Power Rangers history is over. The seasons of this era include the boring Samurai, the also boring Super Samurai, the terrible Megaforce, The even worse Super Megaforce, Dino Charge, which is the only good season, Dino Supercharge, which ruined everything, Ninja Steel, which I didn’t mind that much but some people didn’t like it, and Super Ninja Steel, which

Last week’s Kuroninja News Post got more views than my review for Infinity War....hmm.... Oh well, time to review episode 12! Hey guys, it is I, Kuroninja! Today I’m going to be reviewing Lupinranger vs Patoranger episode 12! So in this episode, it focuses on LupinBlue. And I was right, the odd numbers now focus on the Patorangers, while the even numbers are for the Lupinrangers. But soon, they’ll have to work together and stuff. But anyway, in this episode, a boy finds a piece of the Lupin Collection which made the Gangler of the week run very fast. Because he saw this, the boy realizes he can use it to run fast. Guess what? He can’t. It’s not that simple. Normal people can’t use the Lupin Collection, and that’s what LupinBlue tells him. LupinBlue seems to be really intimidating in this episode. The reason why this kid wants to run fast is so that his sister...I suppose it’s his sister, who’s in a wheelchair, can follow her dreams and stuff. Now some people notice