Kuroninja X Chapter 23

Chapter 23: Something Nice

After returning the Ultimacy Stones, the Interdimensional Guardians decided to create a way for the Kuroninjas to call upon the powers of their own Ultimacy Stones, so that Akuroninja wouldn’t be able to take over again. Kuroninja needed to take a break from fighting, so he decided to take a walk and travel somewhere.

Meanwhile, Kuroninja-10 realized that he had to take over for Kuroninja, since he was taking a break from fighting evil. But then, a green portal opened. Out came Pluto, the lord of the Underworld, Suiren, who had unfinished business with Kuroninja, and some Underworld soldiers. Kuroninja-10 had no idea what they were doing here, so Pluto desided to explain. Now that Kuroninja was gone, someone who had been waiting SO LONG for Kuroninja to leave was ready to take over. Suddenly, an evil-looking navy blue sentai ranger with a spinosaurus theme and a flute appeared. It was Deathryuger. Deathryuger said that now that Kuroninja was gone, he could finally return and wreak havoc upon Earth-1. Deathryuger got out his flute and played Kuroninja’s Theme Song-

BACKWARDS.

When he played Kuroninja’s Theme Song backwards, it summoned a great powerful warrior who looked like Kuroninja, except that he had emerald green spikes on his left shoulder, and green eyes. This was Kuronindragon. Kuronindragon followed orders from Deathryuger, who played the song on his flute. He attacked Kuroninja-10 rapidly using his dragon fist attacks. Kuroninja-10 was almost defeated, but then a mysterious Samurai in white armour appeared and saved Kuroninja-10 from getting destroyed. Kuroninja-10 never saw the face of this Samurai.

Back at Kuroninja’s house, Kuroninja-10 was having some trouble, as he almost got destroyed by Kuronindragon. Kuroninja was also taking a relaxing break from fighting, so he was useless right now. But then, a black portal appeared. Out came another Kuroninja, who was wearing vermillion armour. Kuroninja-10 knew it wasn’t Kuroninja of Earth-1, because Kuroninja Of Earth-1 hated red. The vermillion Kuroninja revealed himself to be the most powerful Kuroninja in existence. He had the power to control what was going on, what form he took, and he had also created a lot of things in the Kuroninja Multiverse. However, he didn’t like to help the other Kuroninjas, even if he had all this power. This Kuroninja was the Kuroninja of Earth-0. Kuroninja-0 asked Kuroninja-10 what was wrong. Kuroninja-10 said that Deathryuger had appeared, because Kuroninja-1 was taking a break. Deathryuger also began to wreak havoc on the city, with the help of another Kuroninja named Kuronindragon. Kuroninja-0 then explained that Kuronindragon wasn’t really evil, he had just been controlled by Deathryuger, who controls him by playing Kuroninja’s Theme Song backwards. Kuroninja-10 asked Kuroninja-0 how to defeat Deathryuger and break the spell. Kuroninja-0 said that he had to destroy the flute, but only one person can break the flute. Kuroninja-0 never mentioned the name of this person, because she was the only one who can break Kuroninja’s character. But Kuroninja-0 gave Kuroninja-10 a small piece of paper with writing on it. He said to say the words when fighting Kuronindragon.

Kuroninja-10 headed for Deathryuger and Kuronindragon, and said the magic spell on the piece of paper: Arumakanakuzihs! A beam of white light appeared, and a white samurai appeared. The white samurai was a girl, but Kuroninja-10 didn’t see her face yet. The white samurai prepared her sword, as some text and music played on the screen, as she tried to fight Kuronindragon.

“Have you ever heard of the White Samurai?”

The music played. The White Samurai began charging at Kuronindragon, with her blade ready. She leapt into the air.

“It is believed that the White Samurai is the opposite of the Kuro Ninja.”

The White Samurai slashed Kuronindragon, who responded by elbowing her from behind.

“While anyone can choose to become a ninja...”

Kuroninja-10 was watching, worried if the White Samurai would win or not.

“Only the most honourable can become a samurai.”

The elbow had no effect on the white armour of the White Samurai.

“On September 9 of an unknown year, the White Samurai was born.”

The White Samurai kicked Kuronindragon in the face.

“She received her samurai training 10 years later...”

Kuronindragon landed on the floor and prepared his dragon fist attack.

“But then one day, the white samurai exploded.”

The dragon fist punched the White Samurai, who fell to the floor...

“Just kidding, I only said that to see if you were paying attention.”

But the White Samurai picked herself up and readied her samurai sword for another attack.

“The Kuro Ninja went through Trials to earn a place within a large group of very powerful warriors, so the White Samurai did the same.”

Deathryuger didn’t have the energy to play the flute, so he started waving it like a conductor’s baton.

“For every ninja trial, there were 200,000 samurai Trials.”

The White Samurai dodged all the dragon fists while charging towards Kuronindragon.

“Since the Kuro Ninja went through 5 Ninja Trials, the White Samurai became the White Samurai by completing 1 million Samurai Trials. This allowed her to become the White Samurai.”

The White Samurai then got out her samurai sword and sliced through Kuronindragon again.

“However, even today, nobody knows who the White Samurai is, simply because nobody cares about the White Samurai, which is different from the Kuro Ninja, because even though nobody knows who the Kuro Ninja is, they still care about him.”

But then, Kuronindragon activated his dragon fist and struck the white samurai in the heart area.

“All that we know is that the white samurai is the white samurai.”

The White Samurai tried to get up, but Kuronindragon was preparing a very powerful attack.

“Since nobody cares about the white samurai, the tale of the white samurai was only discovered now.”

But the White Samurai got up. Kuronindragon launched a fireball at the White Samurai.

“Copy and paste this entire paragraph so you can spread the tale of the white samurai.”

The White Samurai survived, and prepared a finishing strike.

Kuronindragon was defeated.

“Anyway, that is all, and I have nothing to do with the 白いの侍.”

After Kuronindragon was defeated, he came back to his senses. He then performed a dragon fist on Deathryuger, who escaped back to the Underworld. Kuronindragon then decided to return to his homeworld Of Earth-69.

The White Samurai then approached Kuroninja-10, and took off her samurai helmet, revealing the face of a beautiful woman. Kuroninja-10 asked who she was, but then Kuroninja-0 appeared and replaced the entire scene with a cloud of black fog, saying that only he was allowed to know who the White Samurai was...unless someone else found out themselves. He then said “俺は中村静香が大好き。” Everything then returned to normal.

Kuroninja-10 woke up, not knowing what just happened. Kuroninja-1 returned from his break, and asked if anything weird happened while he was away. Kuroninja-10 said that he doesn’t remember.