Kuroninja's Guide to Being a 90s Kid
WARNING: Do not take any of this advice seriously.
Hey guys, my name is Kuroninja, and today I'm going to talk about how to be a 90s kid!
The first thing you must do is that you can only be a 90s kid if you were born from 1986 to 1994. So if you were born in 1985, then you're not a 90s kid. However, you can't be a 90s kid if you were born in 1999.
Now for some other things. You must have experience with at least three toys or to shows from the 90s. You must also talk about how great they are compared to other toys. Talk about how those toys are better than the toys of 2017, and how they're better than those hand spinners and realistic action figures. Oh, and you must also say how great the 90s are and how they're better than every other year ever. If you're a 90s kid Power Rangers fan, you must be unaware that the show you've watch as a kid was based off of a Japanese to series named Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger (something I agree with, because Zyuranger sucks).
Finally, you must also hate on movie reboots. Let's say that you saw a trailer for the Power Rangers Movie. The 2017 one. If you're a 90s kid, you must rant about how the graphics are too realistic and how the movie ruined your childhood. Remember, the 90s version is better than the reboot.
So let's see...if you were born in 1985, you like both Power Rangers and Super Sentai, you're aware that Mighty Morphin Power Rangers is based off of Zyuranger, and you absolutely love the 2017 reboot as much as the original, then sorry...you're not a 90s kid.
I'm sure only 2020s kids will remember this blog. Just remember that this is just a satirical post and that everyone has their own opinions, and I have nothing to do with Shironinger!
Hey guys, my name is Kuroninja, and today I'm going to talk about how to be a 90s kid!
The first thing you must do is that you can only be a 90s kid if you were born from 1986 to 1994. So if you were born in 1985, then you're not a 90s kid. However, you can't be a 90s kid if you were born in 1999.
Now for some other things. You must have experience with at least three toys or to shows from the 90s. You must also talk about how great they are compared to other toys. Talk about how those toys are better than the toys of 2017, and how they're better than those hand spinners and realistic action figures. Oh, and you must also say how great the 90s are and how they're better than every other year ever. If you're a 90s kid Power Rangers fan, you must be unaware that the show you've watch as a kid was based off of a Japanese to series named Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger (something I agree with, because Zyuranger sucks).
Finally, you must also hate on movie reboots. Let's say that you saw a trailer for the Power Rangers Movie. The 2017 one. If you're a 90s kid, you must rant about how the graphics are too realistic and how the movie ruined your childhood. Remember, the 90s version is better than the reboot.
So let's see...if you were born in 1985, you like both Power Rangers and Super Sentai, you're aware that Mighty Morphin Power Rangers is based off of Zyuranger, and you absolutely love the 2017 reboot as much as the original, then sorry...you're not a 90s kid.
I'm sure only 2020s kids will remember this blog. Just remember that this is just a satirical post and that everyone has their own opinions, and I have nothing to do with Shironinger!
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